Chooks On Tour: Ningaloo Muscle Tee White Hat Put your champion status on

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This one’s for the filthy chookheads who don’t go out for a couple… they go out to get absolutely lit

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Chooks On Tour: Ningaloo Muscle Tee White Hat Put your champion status onIt was a scorchin arvo on the Loo, the kind where the suns got teeth and the waters just beggin for a rip. Bazza the Chook and Kev the turtle had borrowed a jetski from some unsuspecting tourists and were tearin across the reef when they got themselves into a bit of grief. WHACK! They collided head on with Big Wazza, a whale shark the size of a Prado towing a caravan, cruisin peacefully through the deep blue. The poor bloke cops a jetski to the